When I was a kid my dad didn’t properly tie down a lounge chair on the trailer. Although we didn’t lose the chair avoiding a Houthi attack, we did have to go back and pick it up on the highway.

So I can totally relate /s

He actually visited Greenland. I just saw it in the news. He just avoided the capital and only visited an army base.

Space force base. And not “an” but “the”.

Fucking chicken, his staff apparently were too afraid that locals would have pelted him with eggs.

It is not a Danish island. It’s a country that is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, just like Denmark and the Faroe Islands. A Danish island would be an island in Denmark, like Funen, Ærø, or Bornholm.

Taking Greenland is a kin to taking Scotland from the UK, or Maine from the US of A. They’re autonomous, and trying to buy a country from us really brings up some colonial feelings, that we would much rather be done with.

The teen was hired to bomb something. Instead the Russians bombed the teen.