Strip searched by a bald bearded middle aged guy with too much eye liner and an affinity for sofas?

Yep, looks more like Temu than like Amazon.

I had read the headline three times before I realized there was no rice giraffe involved.

Then they just need him:

Sounds FUN.

Some special military operations are planned like that 🙄

Double the power, huh? So he isn’t Francis the Gray anymore, but Francis the White now?

No, no… you always need to start with death, so the rest is more pleasant. /s

He also bragged about personal killings.

Or the reincarnation of Winamp, who knows.

Yes, but it’s the fanbase that matters.

Yep, powerful role.