• 1 year

    I’m sure he did. Who else but Trump as President of the US Russia Oblast?

    If Trump died it’d have been a huge wrench in the decades-spanning Russian plans for slow destabilization of the west.

    • 1 year

      You’re exactly right with that second part. The Cold War never ended, it just got colder. We severely underestimated the deviousness of Russian leadership. They 100% started playing the long game once they realized they lost the short game in 1991.

  • Of course Putin prayed for the wellbeing of his best American asset.

  • 1 year

    Our glorious leader and his good friend Putin. I am sure we are in good hands. /s

  • 1 year

    This is hilarious. There’s no world this actually happened but the thought of it is too much

    • More like a dollar store kazoo. Anyone can do it-- he’s so fucking dumb you just have to tell him he’s the bestest and smartest boy ever, and maybe tell him his hands are big, and he’ll give you anything you want.

  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creatorEnglish
    1 year

    Faked assassination attempt.
    If it were real, he’d still be talking about it.

    Need proof?
    Without searching, what’s the shooter’s name…?

    • Matthew Crooks.

      People in the crowd died. There’s pictures of Crooks’s head split open from rifle fire. It wasn’t fake. Just because it was very, very convenient for Trump doesn’t mean it was fake.

      • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comdeleted by creatorEnglish
        1 year

        My bad: Should have said “Staged”, not fake.
        Crooks is conveniently dead. Trump’s ear healed in days (literally impossible), Secret Service held him up for display, etc.

        • This is just dumb conspiracy theory shit.

          Bullet trajectory showed Trump would be dead if he didn’t turn his head last minute. That slight turn allowed the bullet only to glance his ear. That same bullet then hit some in the crowd behind him. He then fliched a bit, and the other shots that were still aimed at the initial first spot all missed and hit the crowd behind him.

          There is such a slim chance that was all planned. Trump was directly in line of fire and could have easily been killed if this was just a stunt. They’d never risk that.

          Don’t spread shit rumors in a time when there is plenty of real shit in front of your eyes to be angry about.

          • Bullet trajectory showed Trump would be dead if he didn’t turn his head last minute. That slight turn allowed the bullet only to glance his ear. That same bullet then hit some in the crowd behind him. He then fliched a bit, and the other shots that were still aimed at the initial first spot all missed and hit the crowd behind him.

            Straight up proof that there is no god

            • 1 year

              Or it’s proof that there is a god and he’s a massive piece of shit that gives the worst people the best luck. Seems to be the trend among the worst of us. :/

            • 1 year

              That would have been the only footage of a human getting their head blown apart that I would have watched every day over breakfast.

            • Yup. Trump learned blading from wrestling. Crooks aimed and shot at the audience, gets killed as well. Trump cuts his own ear.

          • trump’s SS recruited Crooks to “help out” with their security detail, then when trump gave the cue for everyone to look to the right, trump’s SS simultaneously murdered Crooks while another SS on the watertower behind Crooks shot into the crowd, killing Comperatore. Nobody fired at trump. This is unequivocally what really happened.

              • 1 year

                One of the weirdest thing about the last 20 years or so has been how unfounded conspiracy theories and wild-ass guesses and feels get stated as fac, and people stop realizing there’s a difference. Which lead to really sloppy thinking (including Trump’s rise)

                • What about my narrative concerning what really happened at Butler PA sounds like a “wild-ass guess” to you? Nothing “unfounded” about what really happened at Butler PA. trump’s SS staged a fake assassination and murdered Crooks and Comperatore.

              • Okay. Why do you not believe the narrative I’ve shared, and what do you believe happened instead? (And third, why do you believe you know better than myself?)

                • I believe in facts, not assumed narratives.

                  I shared above how things played out.

                  Until any facts come out about SS or other groups plots to conspire to fake an attempt on Trump, I will believe that this person acted by themselves and actually tried to kill Trump for their own reasons. And failed, killing others on accident, and getting himself killed in the process.

                  Crazy to assume otherwise.

              • Because my narrative actually makes sense and adds up, unlike the “official” absence of a narrative.

    • I can’t think of Reagan’s shooter’s name, either. That isn’t proof it was staged.

      Love that straight up QAnon level shit is getting the majority of upvotes here. Good sign, the future is bright

    • There is zero percent chance trump has the balls to stand and let someone shoot live ammo in his direction. People around him died.

      • There is zero evidence that anyone fired at trump. There is zero evidence Crooks fired his gun.

  • 1 year

    Putin, who does he pray to? We all know the answer right.

    • 1 year

      Yes, John 8:44 is very fitting:

      You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father 's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

  • trump’s SS recruited Crooks to “help out” with their security detail, then when trump gave the cue for everyone to look to the right, trump’s SS simultaneously murdered Crooks while another SS on the watertower behind Crooks shot into the crowd, killing Comperatore. Nobody fired at trump. This is unequivocally what really happened.