The US is headed for a self-inflicted famine.

America gets what they voted for.

The old cunt has probably never seen a tomato that hasn’t already been mushed into the “sauce” he puts on his well done steak.

The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.

I love it.

The more Trump fucks around and shits his pants, the stronger Canada becomes building new trade partners and new deals with stable countries who have stable leaders.

Even if we make a deal with the USA, they’ll probably go back on it a few months later. Keep going you old orange bag of fuck juiced mayonnaise. The USA can fuck itself in the asshole with a pineapple. We’re moving on.

American milk tastes funky.

Canada Needs Nukes!

Fuck the USA. Close the borders.

Who would have thought having the hubris of being “god’s people” would ever backfire?

Hold on. Wait a minute.

It’s cold and I need fluffing.

I don’t give him that much credit. The idiot runs around shitting his pants and making a mess 24 hours a day.

This isn’t planned. Swimming in a diarrhea filled ocean is his natural environment.

Have you actually ever been to South Africa?

Truth isn’t important to Americans

I expected nothing more from Christians.

Did you notice even the last Top Gun movie had Tom Cruise dropping bombs and stealing planes from a country that looks VERY MUCH like Canada?

These kids already have been left behind by someone

It’s like bullies. People always come down hard on bully kids. They rarely act like that naturally, they learned this behaviour. They’re probably being abused at home. Coming down hard on them just makes them more angry and confused.

You have to figure out what is making the kids act the way and address that.

too embarrassed to be a US tourist, especially in Canada.

Don’t be. As long as you aren’t wearing MAGA or Trump gear, we’ll assume you’re one of the good ones.

Besides, MAGA are probably too scared to come to woke Canada.

Until someone puts a bullet through their face.

Maybe wear thicker underwear?

The word of the USA isn’t worth anything now. We can’t trust the USA to do the right thing.

Putin’s idiot cuck.