You guys are flying too high right now, they can’t keep up with the humor!

MS Paint, how is this even a question?

Woah, wait, what? The Dutch only give you 3 years for espionage? Holy shit lmao.

That’s the power of monopoly baybeeeee!

Fuuuuuuuuck I was about to blindly post “I’ll bet 10 grand it was a Boeing.” Ofc it’s a Boeing rofl. Look guys the Boeing shareholder meeting is coming to town 🎪🤡 🐘🤡🎩!!!

I actually cannot imagine being an engineer and willingly taking a job at Boeing. “Yeah so I paid for my degree and don’t actually have any engineering skills. Perfect you’re hired.”

10. Having inward spies, making use of officials of the enemy.

12. Having doomed spies, doing certain things openly for purposes of deception, and allowing our spies to know of them and report them to the enemy.

You can’t beat the classics.

Child receives lifetime abuse and trauma.

She receives the reward of life.

He’s right! It’s worse than I thought…

False. The only thing the masters of the universe care about is defending castle greyskull from the forces of so called evil. If anything, Adam and his removed band of bourgeois cronies cooped up in their ivory tower would be more the oppressive Egyptians, while the actual savior of the people wields so called “forbidden” holy magic to desperately attemp usurping their eternal tyranny.

NNOOOOOOOO. Don’t grind the market before you are ready to drink it! It’ll lose all the freshness!!

Not having the touchpads is a big downside, but this still fills a huge niche that the others dont. My Xbox elite controller is cool and all, but has neither a gyro nor capacitive joysticks. My dualsense has a gyro, but no capacitive touch so I need to activate it with a button hold or leave it always on.

The Xbox and PS5 controller also don’t treat the paddles as independent buttons by default, so you need an extra layer of software on PC that allows mapping those buttons to arbitrary inputs. Steam Input can overwrite this sometimes, but it’s very inconsistent on a game + hardware basis. The companion app is a concerning “feature”. Hopefully it’s just marketing trying to make up a fancy phrase for “hardware driver”.