Lord Wiggle

Honestly, fuck 'em both.

Give back the north of Ireland, let Schotland become independant and join the EU. Problem solved.

Friends with a pool had a sign saying “don’t pee in our pool, we don’t swim in your toilet”. In Paris however…

“I wanna suck his balls!”

“No, I want them balls, fuck off!”

“Hey, I was here first, his balls are already in my mouth, wait your turn bro!”

Going towards The Handmaid’s Tale

Wait… I thought Pakistan nominated him. Why nominate him as a Ukrainian when he wants you to give up parts of your invaded land. When he promised to end the war within 24h after inauguration, but did nothing but make a mess. When he’s Putin’s little removed… Why are people trying so hard to make Idiocracy a reality?

First: deport European tourists, fuck up several times with other deportations to El Salvador concentration camps or African war zone…

“Why don’t Europeans come here, do you see how Europe just uses us by emptying American tourists’ wallets while not traveling here in return? Europe sucks!”

(hey Portugal, this is your chance, take what you want)

Oh no! Some nazis got hit. Aaaanyway

Only nazis and evangelicals like Israel.

Trump never attends his breefings, so he’s never informed.

They did declare war on hamas though

What an antisemitic /s

Germany is ashamed for committing genocide 80 years ago yet now they are doing it again by sending weapons to Israel. And they are covering it up by criminalizing news about it.

I’m not saying their guilt is the reason for doing it again, I’m saying it makes no sense as they always said they would do anything to prevent it to ever happen again.

It’s so weird. There’s still so much shame in Germany for what they did during the second world war, yet now they are actively supporting genocide again and have propaganda laws concerning Israel, as Israel and zionism are now under the anti-antisemitic law. Well done Germany, I guess you never change.

The wine may be good, but why import from another continent when we have France, Italy and Spain who produce loads of really good wine?

I wish you all the best in your fight against tyranny. Maybe go for Californian independence?

There are no good guys. Just bad guys and maaaany innocent victims.

I hope the official response will be harsh. Like China did. China called Donny’s bluff until he folded. We EU should do the same. We don’t need the US. Many of their products are of poor quality, like their cars(or a major safety hazard). Most of their food is considered toxic according to our food standards. Their booze is disgusting. Their online services are criminally evil.

That’s what I said

Remember people, being against starvation is antisemitism these days.