Gordon Calhoun

*Privateering (a legitimate and respectable profession)

Let’s keep the standards high…and the cutlasses sharp.

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According to Tim Urban’s blog article on Tesla and Muck from 2015, one of Muck’s stated goals was to jumpstart the other auto manufacturers into producing their own EVs to accelerate the trend toward a more sustainable energy future. Whether that was true then or now is irrelevant, but it is nice to see EVs of many brands being made and purchased. Obligatory Fuck Muck, existential disappointment that he will forever be.

Because civilians are always the most worthy and deserving target of state-sanctioned violence.

To be fair, it was probably the US Air Force, not the Army, who flew the planes and dropped the bombs…

Ha, not a chance. Putin is the absolute master of keeping his oligarchs in line. Muskateer would be just another convenient pawn of his. Wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Putin is actually the richest person on earth, far surpassing Musk’s volatile market-based wealth. Dude is pure evil, but, unfortunately for the world, also appears to be quite shrewd.

I went so far as to trade my S&P500-flavored index funds for large cap value-flavored ones so I could avoid holding TSLA even by association. It’s so stupid how that moist waste of carbon-based material turned something as silly as an electric car brand into a political totem of autocracy.

Ugh, what a disgustingly vile piece of shit! I hope he dies!

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Nice! I hope it was painful.

Sounds like there could be a lot of kissing cousins…

A bit sensationalist, yes. I didn’t read it, but I hope it made some link between the hormone drops associated with shocking imagery and sounds and the cognitive high one receives in response to the ensuing neurosynaptic flood.

They’re basically addicts with the drugs being manufactured and distributed in-house; all they need is the evermore violent and shocking A/V catalyst to inject the proverbial needle.

Yeah, that headline reeks of fake news.

Yesterday Trump Waked Up in a Different Mood and Couldn’t Remember What He Had Done the Day Before would be slightly more believable.

I haven’t read Fart of the Meal or whatever it’s called, but I feel like asking Greenlanders what it would take for them to want to be annexed may be a better (but still not good) way to broach the subject. And, if they say there’s nothing at all the US can offer them, then take that as a blatant hint to back the fuck off.

Cheap and tacky.

“My tariff is bigger!”

“Actually, mine is bigger.”

“Oh yeah? Mine is bigger times infinity!”

At this point, could he please just cut the asinine correlation and whip out his dick already?

Hey hey hey, don’t fret. The aristocracy will still be okay. At least, the rarified ultrastocracy will be. Remember, in trying times like these, we all really need to remember to think about the billionaires and their degree of well-being.

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Wait, that letter of assurance didn’t work? My World History class in HS ran out of time and the last thing we covered before summer break was his speech proclaiming steady and enduring peace in Europe. Ah crap, what happened next? Was it something bad?

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I wonder if the spot price of lead has changed.