Probably something about an illegal gathering of bicyclists and how every driver should strive to protect themselves from the roving gangs as this one did

No I spoke to the lion and he said he wasn’t concerned. “Good guy or not,” he said, “I was just fuckin (sic) hungry.”

I’m sure they do. Sweet, probably.

Yeah but he didn’t care that the dude was a philanthropist

The lion does not concern himself with philanthropy

It just reminded me of the smouldering hatred within

Man I fuckin hate birds

I’m going to Alcatraz

I’m almost at the point of pulling up a lawn chair, cracking open a beer, and wearing a shirt that says “Told ya so” while I waste away in the sun.

Are you celebrating the punishment?

Confiscated? Do they mean “left there by all the Nazis”?

You’ve never heard of one-thousand-three-thousand? Pssh.

I have news for you. You both do.

It’s Smegma. Get it right.

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