Make tomato’s great again!

I have a few coworkers that are Mexican and one that is Puerto Rican and all of them would happily help deport their neighbors because in their eye they’re one of the good ones.

Maybe even a private jet? Or a secret island in the Caribbean? Couldn’t be…

Your royal garment my king.

That’s an insult to pigeons.

Winnie the poo gonna lose his pot of honey.

Did god appear to Donny in his morning Big Mac?

Just 3 whole days plus 4 years and a million people.

Jimmy: “boy heaven sure is hot!” “And why am I in a hot tub of lava next to hitler and Regan?”