I dunno, Malaysia might like him.

This is why you break bad laws for good reasons.

It’s the only way they’ll understand.

They still had unsunken ships in the Black Sea?

You don’t remember the crazy end times truther living in his RV?

I mean, I understand if you don’t. 2012 is not peak cinema.

We’re fucked.

Earth’s fine, we’re fucked.

Woody Harrelson tried to warn us.

How’s the temperature down there, Jimbo?

Tune in next week for part 2 of the US-Iran war: “And Find Out.”

I love that space travel is becoming so democratized now.

It shouldn’t just be governments, it shouldn’t just be private companies, it should be anyone with the wherewithal to figure the technology out.

Gold star for you.

“Oh look, they’re really mad now.”

Only nine?

The one with the guy being thrown off the train. It’s a great movie, you should go watch it.

Clarification: They are queuing for cheap rice.

I can go to any supermarket in my city and buy rice. I just have to be willing to pay four times what I’m used to for it. It is getting harder to find supermarkets still selling 10kg bags because those things are approaching ¥10,000.

Japan has had a more severe shortage of potato chips than this.

Clicked hoping for Dogma, was not disappointed.

Probably not suitable for tanks or heavy supply convoys anymore.

“Fly, my pretties!”

Famously, but the truth is it’s a human trait.

In the back of the head.

Those bridges obviously committed suicide.

So if we stop illegal gold mining it’ll automatically reduce sex trafficking? That’s a two-for-one deal!