Tomtits

I went to Cabo Verde on a whim this year

It’s fucking great!

“Cabo Verde No Stress” does get annoying after a whole though

Went to Sal, I like it how they repurpose everything, check out this beach gym in Santa Maria

Which songs in particular are you referring to?

That makes sense, I think I misinterpreted the second paragraph.

Because of the packs of pills being found, they were worried about the flour being contaminated?

You’re implying that the drugs are snuggled in for altruistic reasons, rather than to unwittingly get lots of people hooked on an opioid

In other news, it’s illegal for the kettle to call the pot black

If that’s true that’s fucking low

Nah, no bucky

The one wearing this outside the office?

Queen is the most powerful piece on the board and they don’t like that?

Abortion is wrong but assassination is fine?

Careful with that logic.

I got a comment deleted for highlighting that a protester who glued themselves to an airport runway probably gets flights for their holidays.

That’s what makes it funny though

There probably would be peace in the Middle East if Israel didn’t exist

Waiting for the inevitable “Hamas were hiding in the brig” or some other pathetic excuse

What a pair of melts.

Filmed the act, kept the wedge as a trophy and one of them grassed the other one up to the pigs.

How on earth did it take the jury that long to decide?

Well, that’s Gaza well and truly fucked

What tariffs will Trump declare when he finds out it’s not him??

This is true, I heard reports of people being stuck on the Metro which, whilst being pretty shit at least the doors can be opened manually and then walk either to the nearest station or an emergency exit.

Being stuck in a lift however, fuck that noise

It was fun, everyone was out on the streets, kids were playing and laughing.

They’d probably just be playing Fortnite.

The adults were sitting on garden chairs in the street listening to music and chatting.

This would happen regardless of a power cut…

They could have done a scandi flick?