Could t pay me enuff to be a ruzzia billione

worries about where to inport alcohol?

Why are they importing alcohol? Isnt rsski Vodkaland?

But if they dont they’re filthy gays

You have to think how to win no matter the outcome. Its not called doublethink for no reason. Its all about that sweet unfalsifiabillity

Well, ya, they want either Kompromat or Death for any soldier they can, then they dont have to pay the Death Bonus

I’m super, super syrial

About to get DP’d

C’zar good in der Klub

What Confucious say about rainchecks?

Maybe they’ll choose a wiser position, next time. Their finding out stage of the Fuck Around, Find Out cycle does not constitute an emergency or any impetus for action on the part of the West

• Father Ted

All the best British stuff seems to flow out of Channel4

Art of the deal strikes again, Fuck off puts. They should demand Putin be exiled to China or some shit. Assad has to stay there or be handed over to ICC

That makes more sense. Sort of a dangerous offender kind of thing

Its a life sentence, why do you say 15 years?

Watch their bank accounts very closely, Russian money is sure to pop up

Itll be nice when they stop denying and just take the fucking mask off already

Fewer Russians is excellent news, not every culture needs to stick around forever.

Good, fuck those fucking fucks