DOUBLE REVERSE TARIFFS.

And 1% permanent tariff every time he does this shit.

I think this is the 9th time I’ve heard Lyon specifically ‘is’ kicking out Microsoft. Like, didn’t you do that last week and over the 5 weeks previous?

Quick! Find out what they’re doing to prevent wildfire smoke from spreading north to osoyoos and use that.

Oh. Nothing? Just luck? Okay.

warns

No; “threatens”. Get it right, news headline writers! It’s not a warning but a threat.

It’s like how most Canadians view America as a threat and not a warning (oh, wait. Maybe we do see it as a warning too, as we have our own soulless charlatan oilman scumbag politicians).

pass times

pastimes?

anytime

‘any time’, here, right? It’s the difference between “hi, Jack!” and something you don’t say in an airport.

civilizational

Has this admin SEEN any civilization so far?

The word “Blast” needs to be removed from all news. They

Hey, guess which other word needs to be removed.

literally

That’s the one!

Are they cheap temporary low-dense homes made of Fire’s Favourite Food, or are they high-density and concrete?

One of them stands a better chance of still being a home in 50 years, and I think that cheap structures just to churn people is not a great solution.

Western Provinces

NO! These are NOT Western Provinces. They’re MID-Western. Please let us in the West not be associated with those demented flatlanders.

Flatlander Dementia is real, and incurable, and the only hope is to relocate young children before the disease takes hold. If you would like to hear more about Flatlander Dementia, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to

Flatlander Dementia, 
56 Sparks St, 
Ottawa

And remember to support charities supporting research to fight this horrible affliction.

Let them have tankers on their own coasts.

I know what I said.

Were, anyway.

You just did.

I’m a twin.

Do we share? Do we need to both sign off on this before our likeness can legally be used?

1. Recall the ambassador
2. Have Doug (and Mo?) turn out the lights
3. Wait for the phone call to pass along the new pricing (1% higher permanently each time he pulls this shit) take it or leave it.

It’s more than that.

Even before they fired all their inspectors, their milk didn’t meet our health and safety standards. Now, with no inspectors, we’re sure it won’t but they’re not even able to check.

Recall the ambassador.

Blink the lights.

Wait for them to call.

Heh. “67 SO FAR” – homer

I think the average lifespan in America is 67.

People would be truly working until death, there.

Sometimes I worry that Israel comes off as a bit xenophobic, and in that context may not recognize the rights of others.

Maybe the nations belligerently bombed by Israel should begin issuing their own evac orders? “We are going to do something nasty. Please don’t be inside overnight on Monday” and then bomb something minor.

Repeat weekly, different day each time. Something small.

Week 11 say Thursday, really wreck some stuff the day before with no injuries, and say “oops”.

Repeat until they fucking get it.