If they did manage to being about the end of times and the return of Jesus, I think it’d be super rad if it were a very angry Jesus.

They dont show any signs of wanting to slow down their conquest. I bet they have more firepower waiting.

Doubtful. I think it’s that they dont break down quickly enough and cause clogs.

As long as you get yours…

Right. End up in El Salvador

Yeah, it would be ugly in the town I grew up in.

He’d probably still win that election…

Our neighbors would drive by and hurl excrement at us. It works in my town, but half the population is a liberal university. Just one town of many, though.

I doubt any countries are lining up to take in the average U.S. citizen

How long can this motherfucker live?

You’re right. Sorry.

You’re right. Apologies. Its been a shitty decade.

I support that. I invite you to hate on the US government and the assholes that put it in power. But you do yourself and many like me a disservice by acting like all US citizens want this to happen.

Got it. The Americans who have been struggling against this shit storm are still allowed to communicate.

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I hate that this is so plausible.

Sorry, yo. Keep your head up