Actually it’s more like, “now we can justify spending more US tax dollars building even larger bombs that will penetrate deeper into underground bases.”

Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.

Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump’s hands.

Makes me wonder if it would be a good idea to take down my “Hate has no home here” flag, that is prominently displayed in my yard.

We live in a very diverse neighborhood, and I’m happy to have this flag up. But I don’t need any billy-jackoffs coming around causing a fuss, or worse.

I checked, but Hallmark doesn’t have a card for this.