In my experience it still comes apart.

I wash with soap when I shower. Do you use soap with your bidet?

Toilet paper doesn’t stick when it’s not wet. It falls apart when it is wet.

Soap. In the shower I use soap.

Medium, I guess?

This is exactly it.

I used a bidet in Europe in my thirties, and then my ass was all wet. I could dry it with toilet paper and leave bits of toilet paper in my ass hair, or I could dry it with a dedicated ass towel, which is clearly less sanitary than just wiping.

It’s wet and uncomfortable, and it’s not any better than just wiping. Running a bit of water over something doesn’t really clean it anyway.

After a shower you dry off with a towel, obviously.

Do you dry your ass with a towel after using a bidet? An ass towel? Because that’s disgusting.

How does having bits of toilet paper stuck to my ass improve the situation?

Bidets are overrated. There, I said it.

Even with this information, it’s fine if it’s a small part of your diet. My kids aren’t going to die because they eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day.

Always having it available and the fact that they’ll eat it mean it’s the healthier choice.

You have to make tradeoffs. That’s just how food works and how it has always worked.

Yeah, no shit.

Let’s go back and look at who ran with this narrative so we can see who’s a gullible idiot. No one will be surprised.