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Say it out loud in an Aussie accent.

In Australia?

Putin read about guillotines, it seems.

It’s not just the two of them, let’s be honest.

If they’re smart, they “don’t own a phone, your Honor”. 😶

I didn’t think that word means what you think it means anymore.

Seems fully on-brand for someone related to Eva Braun. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Reminds me of that stand-up bit about drowning in a jacuzzi on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.

“Care”, hmm?

I’m sure that would be the kindest of outcomes, yes.

Hey, it’s your adventure, man. Pave it in gold all you like. 🫠

Ah, I see you’re interested in our local laws regarding foreign land ownership. Cue more fine print engineered to fuck you into the mud. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ergo, you’re expecting said scam to not alter the deal further. 🙈

You’re glancing at the glossy brochure and assuming the fine print won’t fuck you into the mud.

You’re perfect! Sign right here!

Oh, look, fellow livestock! The scarecrows’re slap-fighting again.

adjacent slaughterhouse, unmoved, churns on…

“Great” like reheated meatloaf thawed from the 90s, maybe.

If by “Mexico”, he means “Florida”, that seems likely enough.

Yet another attempt to wiggle those two scrotes into the public eye again? How much did they pay you, FFS.

schooners*

And the boats’re huge, too