Every damn day reminds us that Sherman needed to make a second pass.

“They say you should only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.”

I’m honestly surprised they’re not being returned in a matchbox. But that wouldn’t give leverage.

My mother in law, a religious Walmart shopper and Qanon adherent, won’t stop removed about her grocery bill. Fucked around, found out, still not getting a single neuron to fire across the gap. I think she’s just eating packs of crayons.

Pride, brought to you by Raytheon

It more so hurts the institution: international students pay that sweet full-rate tuition, room and board. Not that Harvard needs it necessarily, but it’ll be a hit.

Take a drink for every f-35 that gets destroyed. And take a drink for every f-35 that isn’t!

I’ll take a flat spin due to poor placement of a solid gold toilet with a heavy McDonald’s shit dropped in it

Meanwhile, in the White House:

“President Trump I need you to buy $50 billion in Walmart gift cards but do not redeem them, this is important for our trade deal”

Thanks Obama

I’m guessing they kept the ol Collins Aerospace Diamond business class seats in a 2-1-2 configuration

Theres no way Garcia wasn’t rushed through makeup and wardrobe hours before and only beaten with car antennas for a couple days prior so he could still get up to do the photo op.

Wafflestomping all the way down

Burnt as cinders. Get a V60, kettle, and a grinder — never look back.

Just whacking it into his own mouth while the looney tunes factory music plays

I’ve always wanted to go visit our neighbors to the north, but honestly, I’m now scared of just trying to return. Much love to you all in Canada.

There’s no way this could go wrong twice, so what the heck, put it all on the green 00.

France does NOT fuck around when it comes to staunchly holding their own employment laws under internationally owned companies. If you want to fire someone, for example, you have to follow the French criteria, and it’s a complex and drawn out process that makes American MBAs melt like they’ve opened the Ark of the Covenant.

The same moron who sunk casinos somehow