Jimmy Swaggart, the televangelist whose multimillion-dollar ministry was crippled by his encounters with prostitutes, has died. He was 90.
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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish
    11 months

    Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”

    GM “Sure.”

    Swaggart rolls a nat 20

    Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”