Lukas Murch

Let’s pretend he isn’t a Russian asset. What would he do differently upon becoming one? At this point, being a Russian asset is the better explanation for his actions. If he isn’t, he’s making a lot of dumb decisions that benefit Putin and hurt the US and her allies.

He’s wanted to use that “load bearing” line for a while now.

Ooga, strong woman, where makeup? Me mad, booga👍

US isn’t weak but our leadership has taken a massive downswing in the last 5 months. The level of incompetence they’ve been able to achieve since Jan is amazing.

Steamdeck is great. I love it. On the flip side, I have owned a Switch for a couple years and hate it. I loved SNES so I guess I hate Nintendo Online.

We’re laughing, but Trump is reading this, nodding, saying, “this guy is right. He gets it.”

19? Crap, now 5M more Palestinians need to die, - Netanyahu, probably.

Gonna be honest here. I kinda of assume it was awkward before this. Vance has the personality of a bag of frozen shrimp.

“I’m going to embarrass this country in ways you’ve never thought of.” - dRumph, maybe

Omg, we are absolute shit right now.

Kramer: But I don’t even really work here.

Boss: That’s what makes this so difficult.

“Check out was at 10AM. They shouldn’t have been there, stupid humanitarians.” - Trump, maybe

Yeah, wtf was that? The reporter that asked if Z had any suits should have been throat punched.

Nobody wants this. Canadians don’t want this. Americans don’t want this. Just our stupid vice president, Trump. (Maybe his daddy, Putin.)